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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 3 - Roasted a.k.a Hot Snot

Hot Snot was my call sign during my prodigious time in the Air Force. Admittedly my tour of service only lasted the time it took me to sign up, after which the medical examiner determined that I was unfit for duty and was given the medical discharge from a three week old dead cat and told to leave immediately. In case you are concerned that I don’t take military service seriously enough, I want to assure everyone that the cat was given full honors and a state funeral. CPOTUS even attended. I feel really proud that I got to be part of her noble sacrifice, but now I don’t know what to do about this Flaming Boogers tattoo on my forehead.

#NoRagrets 

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 7: Enchanted - Reverse Mermaid Alert!

But don’t worry, this is just a Tangerine Level Alert. One reverse mermaid is only barely enough of a threat to even issue an alert, but regulations state that any reverse mythological creature sighting must be reported. The last thing we need is a repeat of The Incidental Accident. Security was more lax back then. I remember it like it was yesterday, but it was more like 33 hours ago. Two reverse mermen appeared and someone, Trevor, failed to report it. Within minutes, 7 reverse giants started rampaging through the sector, followed closely by a team of reverse centaurs. Then things really went to hell. Our strongly worded ‘no entry’ sign, our only line of defence against Reverse Dimension, was knocked over and a flood of reverse and even double reverse creatures started flooding in. It took hours to restore the sign and we still haven’t fully recovered from influx of all those “backwards”. Thus, the alert. Consider yourself warned.

#SeeSomethingReversedSaySomething